Wonderfully Odd Cats

So it has been awhile since I have posted something so I thought I would write one about my cats. Why, why not is more like it. I love my cats they are like my children, and yes I have my favorite child I wont lie, it happens to be Raison. I understand her name isn't spelled right but ya know what I like it and she doesn't know the difference so why spell it with an "o" instead of an "i" she wont care. She has many a nicknames such as little shit, Jabba the Raison, or even fat ass cause she answers to all. How did we come up the with the name Raison, well have you ever notice that there bums look like raisin?? Well they do and my dad liked the same so we gave it to her. I think she is a confused cat and by confused I mean crazy, but she is smarter than she looks tho. Raison, maybe the shorter , fatter, less intelligent looking one and chews on plastic bags, but she can open the screens on windows to get outside if can. She also knows where the warmest places to sleep are, I left the dryer door open and she crawled in and proceeded to nap on the nice clean, hair free, warm clothing. I mean no lie you leave the bathroom window open she will claw at the base of the screen to get it open, than jump out it to the lawn and lay out. Raison even like to watch t.v. she prefers trashy television, but if there is something on that seems to catch her eye she will stop and watch it is quite fascinating. I'm just waiting for her now to ask for a beer, but I don't think that would surprise me.

My other cat is really my sisters but she loves me more. Her name is Lucky cause she is lucky that mom allowed her to stay. Lucky looks like she could know all the answers to the world but yet she can't open window like Raison can. though she runs the house and will not let you forget it. I swear she can sniff when you are under a blanket and will bug you till you let her under. Like Raison she has many a nicknames Lucky the hut, big shit, baby kitty or fat ass as well. Both the cats weight about 1o lbs I have been told. Lucky looks more like a cat, where Raison still has a kitten look to her. Lucky will eat about most anything, she use to like mashed potatoes, where as now it can be any type of meat, poultry or fish she is all over you. Where as Raison is very picky and will pretty much only eats cat food and some treats. Both though love to be in the bathroom when you are doing your business, I have yet to know why, maybe cause they can corner you to pet them while you are waiting to finish up? Idk but they do like to watch the toilet be flushed. I'm all I understand I own some pretty weird cats but I love them and I wouldn't get trade them of more "normal" ones any day.